December 4th: FROST CAME HOME! Huskers get arguably the best news of this entire millennium as Scott Frost agrees to come home and coach Nebraska

-You did it, Husker fans! All your worries about Scott Frost going elsewhere were wrong, as he signs a 7-year, $35 million contract to come back home, and all of a sudden the entire state feels unified.

-When is the last time we felt so unified? Former players and current players were at the press conference, and tons of former players were at the stadium to surprise Frost on Sunday…this whole state just seems happy, and it’s a beautiful thing